femme: Nicklenine aka Role Model... You were recently voted one of the funniest posters on SOHH by popular opinion, so thanks for gracing us with an interview. Let's get right down to business. Are you really a homosexual?
nicklenine: haha.. well.. i dont know how to answer this, cuz well im really not sure since i havent tested my sexual limits with another male, but when im out in public and i see a good looking guy, ill be like damn.. he looks nice.. but thats where it stops. a couple times i have thought about intercourse between my dick and an anus and its sickened me
femme: Wow. How old are you and what do you do for a living?
nicklenine: im 20 years old and oddly enough i work in the meat department in a grocery store
femme: Have you ever been with a woman before?
nicklenine: sure, i get with women everynight.. u heard of yahoo chat right with the webcams? thats how i get down
femme: With women or with guys too?
nicklenine: on yahoo chat?
femme: That, or in any other form where applicable.
nicklenine: well no other form is applicabe. a few times i clicked on a guys camera on accident and seen him stroking and pulling on his penis. mostly its pathetic shit, but one time this guy had a really long penis, like 10 inches easily, and i was kinda drawn in and watched for a minute or so. i dont participate in cyber sex or anything, im not like that, i mean that shit is sad
femme: Understood. So how does it makes you feel when your favorite rappers say the word "homo" and "faggot"? Are you indifferent, or do you take offense on some small level?
nicklenine: it doesnt bother me, im not gay, and if i was i wouldnt care since i myself call other people faggots, homos, and all those type of names
femme: At what age did you begin listening to hip-hop?
nicklenine: well.. ive been listening to it for a long time, but i didnt seriously get into the music until i was junior high and westside connection came out with that song bow down, that was my shit
femme: Bow Down is the jam. Do you listen to what people refer to as "backpack rap"? If so, what artists?
nicklenine: i dont know, ive seen on the board people call pharoahe monch, kweli, mos and them backpack rap, so if so yes. ive heard guys like eyedea or whoever else and they r garbage in my opinion
nicklenine: hey
femme: what
nicklenine: why did u ask if i like BACK PaCK rap.. is this another gay inneundo
femme: No, you just have a guilty conscience. Let's continue.
nicklenine: alright
femme: Many people feel that rap is alive but hip-hop is dead. What do you think about that statement?
nicklenine: i disagree, i think too many people complain, hate, criticize way too much now, at least from what i read on sohh. this interview sucks, step ur game up
femme: Fuck you ya lil pissant fairy. What was the last CD you bought?
nicklenine: i honestly dont know
femme: Good, great, GRAND!
nicklenine: maybe college dropout or royce, i havent bought much of anything this year
femme: You used to post on SOHH as Role Model. What happened to that name? Did you get banned? If so, why?
nicklenine: yeah i got banned. why? well one day i flipped out and made like 20 posts about gangsta boo. but i think the mods thought i was gay and didnt want me on the boards anymore
femme: So Role Model went out with a bang. If you had to pick a male rapper to sleep with, who would it be and why?
nicklenine: like sexually or just in the same bed
femme: Sexually. Well hell, let's do both. Sexually and just sleeping.
nicklenine: well sexually, id depend on my mood, if i was really horny and wanted to just go at it hardcore, hands down it would be dmx. say if i wanted a gentler night of extasy i may go with nas. just to sleep with. id pick ... hmm.. this is a toughie..maybe mos def, cuz it would be like a little camp out, he seems like he would be comforting laying next to
femme: Who are some of your favorite posters on SOHH?
nicklenine: well my alltime favorite doenst post anymore, G*E*R*D, he really opened me up to a lot of things, both in music and in other areas. but uhh the west coast posters r cool, kologerobx the fat guy is cool. recently ive taking a liking to i hate you, maybe its pity cuz of his wheel chair. boston, biggiesizedfries, those fags
nicklenine: sorry but i dont think u made the list
femme: That's all right. Who is your least favorite poster on SOHH, and why?
nicklenine: right now its whoever is behind that yo yo manicklenine reborn name, cuz they r just gay. a lot of people on there annoy me when i read what they put, just cuz its on some dumb shit that doesnt have anything to do with music
femme: Man that Yo Yo Ma Reborn name is hilarious, you're trippin. Have you ever dressed up as a drag queen. or in women's clothing? If not, have you thought about it?
nicklenine: yeah i have, but it was for halloween. so i think it acceptable then. i felt good wearing the skirt though, cuz im really proud about my ass, but the bulge in front didnt look big enough so i was kinda embarassed
femme: I tip my hat to you, you funny weird little fucker. Can we wrap this up with some word association?
nicklenine: sure
femme: mist
nicklenine: wtf
femme: MIST motherfucker
nicklenine: tickle
femme: fingernail
nicklenine: gay
femme: whip
nicklenine: my 500SL
femme: corn
nicklenine: those little candies
femme: Mmm those are good. teabag.
nicklenine: plop
femme: LOL. derek jeter.
nicklenine: faggot
femme: crayon
nicklenine: little kids
femme: BlackAf Jr.
nicklenine: funny ass guy
femme: fudge
nicklenine: penile
femme: Well that's it. It's over, that's all. You've been great, have any final shouts to any posters? Words of wisdom?
nicklenine: yes i have one thing i would like to say. my time at sohh has been fun, but im tired of being treated like the gay guy.
femme: Is that all?
nicklenine: i guess, i cant think of anything to say at the moment. but i have a feeling this interview is gonna disappoint
femme: It might and it might not. We'll see. Thanks for your time dood.
nicklenine: later ho
